We’ve shot through

We manage to leave Australia just before Sheila develops a twang

One of the few holiday photos I liked.

Highlights for Sheila were experiencing the local culinary delights of Dim Sims, potato cakes and Chiko rolls (only the finest Australia has to offer for the Sheila); watching the tearful reunion of mother and son (I cried, but only because the DNA tests proved parentage) and actually hearing at least two Australians use the phrase “Fair Dinkum” in a non-ironic manner.

Highlights for Bruce were the departure lounges of Melbourne and Sydney airports respectively.